recently, actually not very recent lah, i saw these quotes in the newspaper. which date one, i forget ler. but anyway, one of them is nice, the others are... erm... u guys decide for yourself bahx.
(1) To the world, you might be one person,
but to one person, you might be the world.
(2) never, under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night. (that's obvious right?).
(3) the most destructiveforce in the universe is gossip.
(yeah, i agree...)
(4) why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use,
the bubbles are always white?
(5) why is it that whatever you try to catch something
that's falling off the table, you always manage
to knock over something else over?
(6) when someoe rams our ankle with a shopping cart
and then apologises, why do we say
"It's all right"? It's not, so why don't we say.
"That hurts, you idiot!"?
(7) Why do we wash our bath towels?
Aren't we clean when we use them?
If not, why take a bath?
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